Some Shitlord over at CERN opened up a portal in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park and merged our Shit-dimensions! Bottle Kids from Hell are spawning right and left, but don't fear. I can hear Cyrus pulling up now, and you best believe he's gonna put the whole damn neighborhood on edge. This is the first of a series of WILD Trailer Park Multiverse mashups, where Cyrus is being Shit-Portaled into the Shittiverse and he's not giving up without a gunfight!
